Angličtina

I'm not good at the whole self description thing.
Let's see... Well, I eat, I drink, I sleep, read and blaze; not particularly in that order...
Huge nerd, here. If you want to argue my application of physics/statistical analysis-based decisions on day-to-day life, you need not apply.
My short-term memory is horrible, but not because I smoke weed. I was pretty sober for the first 14 or so years of my life, and I couldn't remember things from 5 minutes ago then, either...
I do whatever I want, whenever I wish, providing it's legally permissible or easily hideable. Anyone asking me to do things for/with them should understand that their ideas are simply suggestions and I don't react well to demands. I'm an Aries, for christ's sake...
I'm kind of tapped for info now... See headline for further assistance in figuring me out.☝

Beran

Štíhlá

1,7 m

Hnědá

Běloch/běloška

Nikdy jsem nebyl ženatý nebo vdaná

Ano - se mnou nežijí

Oči

Potetovaný/á celá, Jiné

Hnědá

Kočka, Pes, Pták

Pod 15

Ne

Držím se od toho dál

Otevřený ateista/otevřená ateistka

S rodiči, S domácími mazlíčky

Vše je v klidu

Ano - ale bez tabáku

Ano - ve společnosti

Vyvrženec

Rezervované, Opatrné, Přátelská osoba, Komické, Tajemné, Zvláštní

Stravování, Fotografování, Rodina, Umění a řemesla, Vzdělávání, Hudba, Vaření, Zahrádkářství, Kempování

Potloukat se s přáteli, Zůstat doma, Vyzkoušet nové věci, Relax, Spát, Čtení knihy, Jít na koncert, Jít do muzea

LOL Nothing in any place that could be described as "secluded." I'd want to go out for food and nonalcoholic drinks; preferably coffee.
I'm not really trying to get murdered, so I'd like to get to know someone before I just run off somewhere with them. And really, shouldn't you want to know ME first, too? I mean, I could low-key, be a trained assassin...

Stuff I haven't tried before.

V pohodě, Temný, Potrhlý

Ateista

Nikdy

To not be hassled by people. Thus far, I've met insurmountable odds trying to achieve this. Perhaps I should have thought of this before I decided to be born in America?

Chytrý, Suchý / sarkastický, Přátelská osoba, Potrhlý, Temný

Zprávy, Kreslené filmy/seriály, Drama, Situační komedie, Filmy, Nemám rád TV, Reprízy

Science fiction, Komedie, Horror, Thriller

Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Klasické, Industrial, Punk

Zprávy, Komické, Fantasy, Fikce, Historie, Horror, Humor, Mysteriózní, Manuály, Science fiction, Nadpřirozeno

Eating is definitely #1.
Then reading, smoking and hanging out with my animals. That's not all I do, but what I do most often. Any other activities just need to be suggested for consideration.

Důvtip, Zvláštnosti, Skvělé dovednosti, Humor, Dobrý vzhled, Ohleduplnost, Inteligenci

LOL Everything I just clicked on. Humor and wit are the most important things. If you're smart and funny, you're pretty awesome.
Looks, on the other hand, tend to fade. So if you're super hot, I mean that's great and all, but what does that really do for me? What does it say about your personality?
And the moral of the story is: a pretty face with nothing behind it is basically ugly.
Also, if you're absolutely perfect in every other aspect but you dislike pets, that's a huge deal-breaker.

Přítel, Partner na randění, Odevzdaný/á