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Seeing what's out there
Age 45 From Saint Francisville, Louisiana - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, French
I Would Describe Myself As  
Newly divorced - cue panicked retreat. Academic - working on phd in 21st century anglophone literature, with a focus on speculative/arealist fiction. That means scifi & fantasy, folks. Uber-feminist, and mom of a 5 year old daughter who quotes Doctor Who and Edmund Spenser. I love science in theory, but I can't math at all (thanks, acalculia!). I'm really bad with money, so I don't spend any. I'm probably the most politically-aware person most of my friends will ever meet. I believe Marx was spot-on with his diagnosis, but I'm a cynic at heart, and think there is no system of government that can save humanity from its impending doom. With that in mind, I try to get the most out of life. Teetotalers need not apply. I drink (good beer, red wine, and good whiskey), I smoke (cloves and other, ahem, herbal cigarettes), and I'm into shibari. I'm also a devotee of the Oxford comma. I belieef in nuffink, Lebowski, nor have I since I was 9 years old. Except Diet Dr Pepper - I belieeeeeeeve in that - I'm as addicted to bubbles as I am to nicotine (read: lots). I take the longest showers in the history of mankind, but go from bed to commute in under 5 minutes. I'm poor as a church mouse, or any other mouse, for that matter, but I like ramen, so that's cool. I've travelled in Europe, Asia, Africa, Canada, and Central America, and have visited ev US ste except Hawaii and North Dakota. I'd still like to hit Australia & South America, as well as Hawaii (you can keep North Dakota, thanks). I speak French shittily, but sing in French fairly well. I read and play video games, and I'm a trivia beast - quiz bowl paid for my undergrad. If you got past the first couple of sentences, you might as well hit me up, since you clearly have nothing better to do.
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Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 2 (1.57 m)
My Eyes Are  
Green
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - Sometimes At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Smile
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Dark Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Student
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
Graduate Instructor
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Often

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Brain
My Social Behavior Is  
Anti-social, Comedic, Flirtatious, Friendly, Loud, Outgoing, Strange, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Camping, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Cooking, Dining, Family, Internet, Games, Learning, Playing Cards, Reading, Travel
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Playing Video Games, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Drinks and convo
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Skydiving
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Atheist
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Socialist
My Goal In Life Is  
To be happy
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Animation
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Blues, Folk, Jazz, Pop, Punk, Rap, Rock, Soul
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Anthology, Classic, Comic, Erotica, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Nature, News, Philosophy, Political, Supernatural, Satire, Science Fiction

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Boldness, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Power, Spontaneity, Wit
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date
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