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Age 45 From Saint Francisville, Louisiana -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
I Can Speak | English, French |
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I Would Describe Myself As | Newly divorced - cue panicked retreat. Academic - working on phd in 21st century anglophone literature, with a focus on speculative/arealist fiction. That means scifi & fantasy, folks. Uber-feminist, and mom of a 5 year old daughter who quotes Doctor Who and Edmund Spenser. I love science in theory, but I can't math at all (thanks, acalculia!). I'm really bad with money, so I don't spend any. I'm probably the most politically-aware person most of my friends will ever meet. I believe Marx was spot-on with his diagnosis, but I'm a cynic at heart, and think there is no system of government that can save humanity from its impending doom. With that in mind, I try to get the most out of life. Teetotalers need not apply. I drink (good beer, red wine, and good whiskey), I smoke (cloves and other, ahem, herbal cigarettes), and I'm into shibari. I'm also a devotee of the Oxford comma. I belieef in nuffink, Lebowski, nor have I since I was 9 years old. Except Diet Dr Pepper - I belieeeeeeeve in that - I'm as addicted to bubbles as I am to nicotine (read: lots). I take the longest showers in the history of mankind, but go from bed to commute in under 5 minutes. I'm poor as a church mouse, or any other mouse, for that matter, but I like ramen, so that's cool. I've travelled in Europe, Asia, Africa, Canada, and Central America, and have visited ev US ste except Hawaii and North Dakota. I'd still like to hit Australia & South America, as well as Hawaii (you can keep North Dakota, thanks). I speak French shittily, but sing in French fairly well. I read and play video games, and I'm a trivia beast - quiz bowl paid for my undergrad. If you got past the first couple of sentences, you might as well hit me up, since you clearly have nothing better to do. |
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Sign | Gemini |
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is | Average |
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My Height Is | 5' 2 (1.57 m) |
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My Eyes Are | Green |
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My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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My Marital Situation Is | Divorced |
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I Have Kids | Yes - Sometimes At Home |
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I Want Kids | No |
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My Best Feature Is | Smile |
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Body Art | Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Strategically Placed Tattoo |
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My Hair Is | Dark Blonde |
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I Have One Or More Of These | Cat |
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Willing To Relocate | Yes |
Status
My Education Level Is | University Degree |
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My Current Employment Status Is | Student |
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My Speciality Is | Art / Music / Literature |
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My Job Title Is | Graduate Instructor |
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I Make This Much In A Year | $15,000USD To $29,999USD |
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I Live | Alone |
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At Home | It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes |
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I'm A Smoker | Yes - Often |
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I Drink | Yes - Often |
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A | Brain |
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My Social Behavior Is | Anti-social, Comedic, Flirtatious, Friendly, Loud, Outgoing, Strange, Fire Starter |
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My Interest And Hobbies Are | Camping, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Cooking, Dining, Family, Internet, Games, Learning, Playing Cards, Reading, Travel |
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My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Playing Video Games, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things |
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An Ideal First Date Would Be | Drinks and convo |
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I've Always Wanted To Try | Skydiving |
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My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, Troublemaker, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt |
Views
My Religion Is | Atheist |
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I Attend Services | Never |
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My Political Views Are | Socialist |
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My Goal In Life Is | To be happy |
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My Kind Of Humor Is | Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Raunchy |
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch | Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Movies |
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When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Animation |
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When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Blues, Folk, Jazz, Pop, Punk, Rap, Rock, Soul |
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When I Read, I Always Read | Ancient, Anthology, Classic, Comic, Erotica, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Nature, News, Philosophy, Political, Supernatural, Satire, Science Fiction |
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive? | Boldness, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Power, Spontaneity, Wit |
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What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Internet Buddy, Friend, Date |