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Fairest Juliet,

Art Thou... Someone Positive, Feminine, In Touch With Her Spirit of Romance and Adventure? 



IDEALLY, You're: 
661/818 Area or Adjacent 

Professional & Centered 
Feminine & Independent 
Confident & Appreciative 
Intelligent (A HUGE Turn-On) 
Find Clowns Scary, NOT Funny ; )



Let's Go to a Cool Show (Play, Comedy Club, Concert, Special Screening, Whatever). How about a Museum? (I enjoy all types) I LOVE Theme Parks! Disneyland for me IS "The Happiest Place on Earth" (Except for that Giant Rat in Red Shorts Clomping Around. Creepy!).

There are So Many Adventures I'd Eventually love to share with the Right Woman, from simple evenings Cuddled up Watching a DVD to Romantic Weekend Getaways. 

Does this sound as good to you as it does to me? Yeah? Keep readin'!



Well, if YOU'RE Looking for Someone: 



FUNNY: It really IS the first word people use to describe me. I'm a produced Comedy Writer (Plays, animation, etc.) and Animation Cartoonist for a few Major Studios. My Parents (Sadly, both gone now), Friends, and Co-Workers are/were all as witty as you could want...and I'd like to think I keep up!



SOMEONE REAL WHO DOESN'T PLAY GAMES: Besides Trivial Pursuit, I'm not fond of Games or Dishonesty. I'm here to meet my Special Someone. Period. Flings aren't my thing....okay, if Tina Fey Calls, MAYBE then. Hey, I'm only Human. 



SOMEONE WHO LOVES DOGS!: I have Two Awesome and Adorable Pugs! But, I pretty much love all canine critters. 



SOMEONE FREE FROM BAD AND/OR SELF-DESTRUCTIVE HABITS: Drat! You got me on this one. I like Italian food too much for my own good. Besides that, not really into Gambling or Drinking (though I've done a little of both, sure). Drugs never held any interest for me, and I think Smoking is the Worst Blight on Humanity since Germany's Little Flirtation with National Socialism, The Bush Cheney Administration, or MTV's Introduction of Rap. 



SOMEONE IN THEIR YOUTHFUL 40's-50's: Yes, you may refer to My Hair as "The Princely Locks".



So, if that sounds good to you...Maybe, just Maybe you're looking for someone like me....or better still, someone who IS me.



It's true I need to lose this gut and it's okay if you need to drop some Lbs. too. Let's Walk, Bike, or Hike it off together. Sound fun? The best way to get to know someone is on a long walk. (Or a LOT of them!)

Currently, my Doggie Children and I enjoy our cool evening walks on the local Valencia trails

...But I'm gonna get in better shape, damnit! Join me if you dare. 

Possible Bonus Points? If you want to go to a Sporting Event, I'll be happy to go along, but that's something that never interested a closet nerd like me.

If you've ever had to fake an interest in sports, endured the Game on TV, etc...Well, fake no more. I'd much rather do any of the fun-filled events described above.... 



Okay, now we reach the fine print...the unfortunate "Deal-Breakers". 
Everyone's got 'em, Hon..." 

Please.. 

NO (dependent) CHILDREN 
Maybe once that was in the plans (and I DO like kids), but now I want you all to myself. I'm not here to monopolize your time, but I don't want to be with someone who's time is ALREADY monopolized.

NO CHURCH 
I believe in many things, but the "Organized" in "Organized Religion", puts me off. I hope that's not an issue for you. 



NO REPUBLICANS...because they are brainwashed traitors.

NO CATS 
My only allergy, but it's a doozy. Wouldn't mix well with my Dogs anyway. 


NO CIGARETTES 
I'd rather date a crackhead* 

*Crackheads Need Not Apply.



If the above sounds good and my pictures don't revolt and traumatize you TOO much, may I suggest some "First Date" Ideas? 

Stripped-to-the-Waist Knife Duel-to-the-Death atop the Hollywood Sign? (Just call me an Old-Fashioned Romantic). 
If that isn't your speed, Caffeine Ingestion seems to be the obvious choice here. 
Let's see where the getting acquainted e-mails and phone calls lead. 
Note: I will NOT meet you at a Free Clinic wearing a Chicken Costume, so please don't suggest that. It sends the wrong message!



Thanks for Reading! All My Best to You in your own Quest. It ain't easy, Babe. it ain't easy! 



Warmly, 

Lancelot

Capricorn