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MoabMan Profile Information

Smart, gentle, funny. Not handsome. Woof
Age 60 From Las Vegas, Nevada - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Does the good outweigh the bad? YOU DECIDE!
The good:
*Intelligence
*Humorous (a little warped).
*Gentle, non-abusive
*Thoughtful
*Reasonably romantic
*Affectionate
*Faithful
*Fully employed (Blue collar. May be a negative for some)
*Have been fully vaccinated against rabies
*No criminal background
*Very honest.
The bad:
*Famine resistant
*Rather unattractive (I have been described as looking like Benjamin Franklin. Yeesh.)
*May be flatulent.

If you feel that, in this case, the good does indeed outweigh the bad, Huzzah! Please write me! We may not mesh, but if I fail to bring a smirk or a snort, you can pelt me with rocks and garbage. If you feel the bad outweighs the good, then bugger off. Likely a walk through the ocean of your soul would scarcely get my feet wet.
Sign  
Gemini

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Heavyset
My Height Is  
5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Separated
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Hair Is  
Salt And Pepper
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Dog, Bird
Willing To Relocate  
No

More about him

How old were you when you became an Atheist?  
Under 15
Is it important for your partner to be an Atheist?  
Yes
What is your view of organized religion?  
I stay away from it
Are you openly atheist or do you hide your beliefs?  
Openly atheist

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Transportation
My Job Title Is  
City bus driver
I Make This Much In A Year  
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live  
With Pet(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Nerd
My Social Behavior Is  
Friendly, Comedic, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Travel, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, The Movies, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Uh, screeching monkey **** Not with an actual monkey, of course. Just monkey costumes. HEY! I'm kidding!
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Atheist
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is  
To treat people as I would like to be treated.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Documentaries, Dramas, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rock, Electronic, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Ancient, Classic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Humor, Mystery, Political, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, I'm An Author, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Dropping Hostess treats, especially Ho Hos, off of freeway overpasses onto cars. No, not really.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Oddities, Sensitivity, Empathy, Humor, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
My best friend. Partner. Bodyguard (no, not really!).
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Committed
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