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Sensitive Tough Guy seeking Ms Right...
Age 56 From Rapid City, South Dakota - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

First name  
Laird
I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm new to singlehood. I have been a monogamous, devoted husband for over 30 years. But, she wanted to go another direction. I have always been spiritual but never religious; she thought that eventually she'd convert me. So, this is now. A LOT has changed since the last time I was looking, to say the least. As weird as it is, it's pretty friggin amazing that there are sites like this. It seems like about 99 percent of the profiles I see on Match or POF identify as Christian. That ain't for me!

I'm a teddy bear at heart. I love critters, kiddos and getting out in the boonies to relax. I'm a retired first responder and now a truck driver. I had a great small business before COVID but I got wiped out, unfortunately. I'm rebuilding in many ways.

I'm trying to do a positive midlife crisis and lose some weight and get buffed again! Haha I've got the muscles, but stress eating pasta doesn't seem to help me lose the chubs! ;). Aw well. I'm currently better suited for cannonballs than swan dives and my six pack got switched with a pony keg!

I'm hoping to find friends here, at least. It would be amazing to find more, too. We'll see. Thanks for reading!
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Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Stocky
My Height Is  
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian

Views

My Religion Is  
Not Religious
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Comedy, Documentary
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Electronic, Pop, Blues, Latin
When I Read, I Always Read  
Biography, History, Humor, Nature, Philosophy, Satire, Science, Supernatural

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Empathy, Humor, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Committed
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