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I'm on other dating sites too. But believers aren't very accepting of nonbelievers so here I am spending good money just to meet you ladies! It's a compliment! I'm not fanatical in my disbelief, it's just I hate having to never mention my faithlessness less I be ostracized. I'm looking for nice middle aged ladies for chat, friends, meet, date, to committed permanent (as permanent as any can be) relationship. I've done Stand-up comedy from time to time in the past. I offer this as evidence of a sense of humor. I can make you laugh! All I have to do is undress. I'm retired and liking it. I try to help folks in need. I am currently sheltering a homeless buddy and it's helping us both. He cleans up and I offer shelter and food. We get along ok, but it's a 1 br apt. !!! I need to get out! Let's go on a date! Even a bad one! Help! Ha ha! Ok, I'm rambling. I have a pretty high IQ but honestly think I'm smarter than the numbers indicate. I'm REAL bad in math and that's lowered my score by LOTS! Ok, will add more as this is a work in progress. If you've read this far down! Hello again!

Gemini

Big And Beautiful

5' 11 (1.8 m)

Green

Caucasian

Divorced

Yes - Not At Home

No

Calves

Wouldn't Even Think About It

Dark Brown

No pets

No

Under 15

No

I am for it

Hide my beliefs

Some College

Retired

Contruction / Craftsman

pipefitter

$15,000USD To $29,999USD

With Roomate(s)

All Is Calm

Yes - But Non Tobacco

Yes - Often

Outcast

Shy, Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange

Religion / Spirituality, Family, Dining, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Gardening, Cars, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Computers

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

First first date would be daytime coffee with dinner and a movie 2nd or whatever my date wants. I'm easy. Romantic dinner 3rd that might lead to romance. Pretty predictable, but predictable has a good track record for successful dates. Someplace to talk to start, then maybe a visit to the apartment or house for TV and running commentary on the state of Western civilization. I tend to call the next day after a date as I've heard over the years that ladies hate it when you don't call the next day. My dates usually go well with only a couple of disasters to my memory. I won't get drunk to have courage. I've learned that's a turn off. But if you like to drink, me too. Just no driving. So if I'd ever get drunk at your place, I'd have to beg to sleep on the couch or get a cab. WILL NOT DRINK AND DRIVE so you're safe there.

I've tried many things. I'm not all that adventurous anymore. I've always wanted to try to be good at math. All of my educational history I've had dull dull dull math teachers except 1. And I forgot his teachings by college which for me was a waste of time and money. Fun though. Should have listened to my girlfriend's dad and gone into the trades. I'd like to try riding horses again. I grew up with cattle and horses were a VERY big part of life. I'm open to suggestions, however. So don't be afraid to recommend something.

Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Atheist

Never

Very Liberal

To become the wisest I can become before I croak and pass that wisdom on to whoever will listen. I define wisdom as knowledge of the reality of existence. To attempt to understand reality at the very large, cosmology; and the very small, quantum mechanics. I want to educate myself further in math so as better to understand these realities. I want to further humanity and resist those who drag her down. To be a champion of justice which I believe has an instinctive component. There IS a basic, pervasive, human version of right and wrong. I want to adopt the version of right and wrong that best serves the most of humanity. I'm a humanist.

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Sports

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult

Country, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Blues, Jazz, New age, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Folk, Punk

News, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mystery, Nature, Poetry, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Erotica

Partying at the house, concerts, parties, bon fires, talking with a group of old friends telling old lies, etc. **** of course!

Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence

Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed