I'm a big girl, and I like everything that's to like about myself. I have likes and dislikes, quirks, sanity to raise and maintain. I have a witty and drunk sense of humor. I like all kinds of music. I am a songwriter, and musician by heart. So, what sets me apart from the crowd? I think I'm very original a lot of the time, and I pride myself on that ability. Talking about writing, and music. The headline was a use of word from Adam Sandler. It's pretty funny. If nothing else, I would be glad to entertain my viewers based on jokes. Let me try to come up with something original...You just leawrned to count to 50, your mom tells you that you have 56 laces on your shoes, but you swear you can only count 50. So, you have a lisp. What do you do? You reap. Instead of weep. I like the idea that I will be rich one day. I am a big fan of this restaurant called IChiban's and it's the best to me. So, if I ever get enough money one day, I would like to dine there extensively. So, go ahead and tell me more about yourself. Thanks.

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