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"If you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain..."



Okay, stop there. It's a great song, but I'm not dating anyone, and I certainly don't want to hook up with my ex. On the other hand, swap strawberry milkshakes for pina coladas, and ginger ale/beer for champagne, and the song isn't far off. So how else to make my profile stand out without coming across too weird...



So how about poetry?





I grew up in Ottawa, then moved to B.C.;

I went to UBC to earn my degree.

I studied biology, but enjoy science of all kinds;

Have a conversation with me, a wonderful meeting of minds.

I have a refined sense of humour, I like British comedy best;

I was raised on Monty Python, Blackadder, and the rest.

I can ski on water or snow, play squash, and I fence;

Volleyball, soccer, or a back massage if you’re tense.

I’m a good cook, and my desserts are quite dandy;

And for renos at home, I’m really quite handy.

I’ve traveled to Australia, New Zealand, most of Europe and England;

Most of the U.S., including Hawaii, Egypt, Scotland and Ireland.

By day I teach science and math in high school;

If you’ve seen my photos, performing magic part-time is cool.

I’m a night person, and for pets I prefer cats;

But many other animals are cute, though not always rats.

I drive automatic and standard, drive boats, and can fish;

But expanding my circle of close friends is my wish.

I’m looking for someone nice, a friend who is loyal;

Intelligent and attractive, but you don’t have to act like a royal.

So if you’ve read this far, and found my rhymes funny;

I hope you enjoyed it, I don’t do this for money.

So send me a wink, and perhaps we’ll chat on the net;

Perhaps we will click, like we’ve already met.

Then what to do, perhaps go for a run;

I hear doing that on the seawall is fun.

Or play a game of squash, then go for a snack;

Dinner and a movie, is another plan of attack.

Perhaps I should warn you, I don’t drink and can’t dance;

But I’m a nice guy, so give me a chance.

I do like Italian, Indian, and Thai;

So if I’m to your taste, then give me a try.

Fische

Durchschnittlich

6' 1 (1.85 m)

Grün

Europäisch

Getrennt

Ja - Manchmal zuhause

Nicht sicher

Augen

Dunkelbraun

Wüstenrennmaus oder Meerschweinchen, Andere

Nein

Universitäts-Abschluss

Vollzeit

Ausbildung / Akademiker

High School Science/Math Teacher

$75,000USD bis $99,999USD

Mit Kind(ern), Mit Haustier(en)

Freunde kommen gelegentlich vorbei

Nein

Nein

Streber

Dunkel, Freundlich, Aufmerksam, Reserviert, Schüchtern, Eigenartig

Kunst & Handwerk, Camping, Kochen, Trainieren, Familie, Internet, Spiele, Gartenarbeit, Lernen, Filme, Fotografie, Lesen, Reisen

Mit Freunden ausgehen, In ein Konzert gehen, In ein Museum gehen, Ein Buch lesen, Entspannen, Schlafen, Filme, Versuche neue Dinge

Instant chemistry with the other person. The rest wouldn't matter as long as it didn't end earlier than either of us would like.

Swimming with giant river otters in South America.

Freundlich

Atheist

Nie

Make a positive and memorable difference in the world.

Clever, Trocken / Sarkastisch, Freundlich, Mysteriös

Situations-Komödien, Filme

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romanze, Drama, Dokumentation, Familie, Horror, Thriller

Pop, Rock

Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Geschichte, Horror, Humor, Anleitungen, Mathematik, Natur, Nachrichten, Satire, Wissenschaft, Science Fiction

Hanging out with good friends

Kühnheit, Flirtwillig, Gutes Aussehen, Tolle Fähigkeiten, Humor, Intelligenz, Seltsamkeiten, Nachdenklich, Esprit

Someone intelligent, with a good sense of humour, young at heart, and fun to be with.

Freund, Date, Vertrauter, Verpflichtendes