Английский

"If you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain..."



Okay, stop there. It's a great song, but I'm not dating anyone, and I certainly don't want to hook up with my ex. On the other hand, swap strawberry milkshakes for pina coladas, and ginger ale/beer for champagne, and the song isn't far off. So how else to make my profile stand out without coming across too weird...



So how about poetry?





I grew up in Ottawa, then moved to B.C.;

I went to UBC to earn my degree.

I studied biology, but enjoy science of all kinds;

Have a conversation with me, a wonderful meeting of minds.

I have a refined sense of humour, I like British comedy best;

I was raised on Monty Python, Blackadder, and the rest.

I can ski on water or snow, play squash, and I fence;

Volleyball, soccer, or a back massage if you’re tense.

I’m a good cook, and my desserts are quite dandy;

And for renos at home, I’m really quite handy.

I’ve traveled to Australia, New Zealand, most of Europe and England;

Most of the U.S., including Hawaii, Egypt, Scotland and Ireland.

By day I teach science and math in high school;

If you’ve seen my photos, performing magic part-time is cool.

I’m a night person, and for pets I prefer cats;

But many other animals are cute, though not always rats.

I drive automatic and standard, drive boats, and can fish;

But expanding my circle of close friends is my wish.

I’m looking for someone nice, a friend who is loyal;

Intelligent and attractive, but you don’t have to act like a royal.

So if you’ve read this far, and found my rhymes funny;

I hope you enjoyed it, I don’t do this for money.

So send me a wink, and perhaps we’ll chat on the net;

Perhaps we will click, like we’ve already met.

Then what to do, perhaps go for a run;

I hear doing that on the seawall is fun.

Or play a game of squash, then go for a snack;

Dinner and a movie, is another plan of attack.

Perhaps I should warn you, I don’t drink and can’t dance;

But I’m a nice guy, so give me a chance.

I do like Italian, Indian, and Thai;

So if I’m to your taste, then give me a try.

Рыбы

Среднее

184 см

Зеленые

Европеец

Живем раздельно

Да - иногда дома

Не знаю

Глаза

Шатен

Грызун или морская свинка, Другое

Нет

Высшее (магистр)

Полный рабочий день

Образование/Преподавание

High School Science/Math Teacher

от $75,000USD до $99,999USD

С детьми, С домашними животными

Иногда приходят друзья

Нет

Нет

Мозг

Мрачное, Сама дружелюбность, Наблюдательное, Сдержанное, Застенчивое, Странное

Искусство и поделки, Кэмпинг, Приготовление еды, Упражнения, Семья, Интернет, Игры, Садоводство, Учеба, Фильмы, Фотография, Чтение, Путешествия

Тусовки с друзьями, Пойду на концерт, Пойду в музей, Чтение книг, Расслабление, Спать, Фильмы, Пробовать новое

Instant chemistry with the other person. The rest wouldn't matter as long as it didn't end earlier than either of us would like.

Swimming with giant river otters in South America.

Сама дружелюбность

Атеист

Никогда

Make a positive and memorable difference in the world.

Умный, Сарказм, Сама дружелюбность, Со странностями

Ситкомы, Фильмы

Экшн, Научная фантастика, Комедии, Мелодрамы, Драмы, Документальные, Семья, Ужасы, Триллеры

Поп, Рок

Юмор, Фантазия, Художественная литература, История, Ужасы, Юмор, Обучающие программы, Математика, Природа, Новости, Сатира, Наука, Научная фантастика

Hanging out with good friends

Смелость, Кокетство, Красота, Умения, Юмор, Интеллект, Странности, Внимание, Остроумие

Someone intelligent, with a good sense of humour, young at heart, and fun to be with.

Друг, Свидание, Интим, Серьезные отношения